Mother Figure


Filthy Worried

Filthy!!!

He was worried.
He'd been ringing you for days!!!!

A Little one

Yes please. Why not? A little one.


Choccy bits Worried

Now here's some special choccy bits.

Woman stays in the cave,
man the hunter goes out roving at will.

doing to Rosie undesrving

What have you been doing to Rosie?

You don't deserve milk!

doing to Rosie Worried

Did you drink Rosie's orange Juice?

Look who's watching you!!!!

little laugh Horrible

Was that a little Laugh?

This is Horrible!
It's warm!!!



Drinking Companion


Patron Worried

The silent patron

Who were you trying to phone?

Another Waitress

Can I get you another?

Ah waitress, we want the same again here
Vodka and tonic and scotch and soda.

room 249 foyer

It's a per-ticu-lerely nice room
Two-Four-Nine.

You said in the foyer!

doing to Rosie Worried

Who's your friend?

I don't know why you wanted to come to this place anyway.

little laugh Horrible

Well, Simon said it was nice.

Paula, Here's the key to two-four-nine!



Between Mouthfuls


a drink? tournedos

Would you, Madam, or yourself care
for a drink before your meal, Sir?

. . . tournedos a la Crowne- whatever that may be . . .

holiday be here

I mean, you're the one that went off on holiday.

I didn't know they were going to be here.

to work senora

I thought you went there to work

He probably has some little Italian senora lined up there.

little laugh Horrible

I spent three weeks with Donald Pearce
in a hotel in Rome.

Runner beans for you, Sir?

Another Waitress

I'll kill her when I see her.

Don't you care anything for me?



Godsforth's Fete


Councillor Pearce bowling for the pig

Oh golly. Councillor Pearce

. . . have a go at bowling for the pig . . .

humming something important

Community humming, I like that!

It's frightfully urgent.

pregnant senora

It does seem terribly as if perhaps I might be pregnant

What's Stewart going to say when he finds out?

cubs Horrible

. . . in front of all my cubs!!!

Turn it off!!!

four acres!! never drink

Four acres!!! Four acres!!!

I don't drink!! You know I never drink!

Broadcast abroad pouting

Were you aware that your ill-tidings were being broadcast abroad?

The Pout-Meister

go to hell and to you

Go to hell, Gosforth!

And to you, old boy!

cookies P_lowed field

Cookies!

I finished up in a plowed field!

cookies Plowed field

Stewart!

Birds in the wilderness!

Grey squirrel stuck tap

Shake your bushy tail!

I can't turn off the tap!

adulterer electrocution

Kindly do not molest me you adulterer!

Electrocution!

electro redux electrocution

Electrocution redux!

There's going to be a slight alteration in our schedule!

marching

Please be very careful where you're marching!



A Talk in the Park


Ernest bowling for the pig

Ernest Sleeping

Student I Bet. You Look like a student.

baseball cards sit on butt

I have, for example, one of the biggest collection of
baseball cards of anyone alive or dead that I know of.

And you don't get that by sitting on your butt all day.

collector no excuse

People. I'm a collector of people.

Every time he loses his temper he . . . I mean there's no excuse.

deep hole troubles

Sometimes I just want to jump down a deep hole and forget it.

I mean, we all got troubles no doubt.

woodworm police call

I always think it's a bit like woodworm.

I suppose I should call the police-
but they'd never catch him.

love dogs thinks men

I love dogs, you see and he would never-
he refused, point blank..

Thinks every man's after her-
I mean look. Look at it. After that?

noise God breathing

That's why I'm in the park.
Get away from the noise.

Shut your eyes in the country-
and you can hear God breathing.




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